Wesley is widely known by his nickname of "the President" because of his striking similarity to M. Sarkozy. However, Wesley is a foot taller, better looking and not French and has the distinguished honour of being one of the few Americans that the French not only tolerate but actually like!

Our diary entry of February 1st shows Wesley in his 1980s vintage break dancer tracksuit on one of his Presidential training runs around the gardens of Versailles with his normal secret service detail. In the spirit of the Challenge, his bodyguard are two would-be Ironmen and a short, unfeasibly hairy man.

Wesley's fashion sense and flair are legendary. Note how his power drink is color coordinated with his shoes and his foot deodorant with his track suit.

Wesley is the most experienced member of the Elite Squad, having spent over 50 years in preparation for the event, and he sees this as a pinnacle of a great career. As he said on joining the squad, "je conquer toot le monde" or something like that (in truth, it was incomprehensible gobbledy gook passing as French, so this is only a guess).

Personal Best: Winning Presidential elections (2007)